Ban Game

I ban you because pedobear is evil.

I ban you because pedobear is my best friend.

I ban you for banning Memieko.

I ban you for having an awesome avatar!

I ban you because I feel like I might recognize your account name from somewhere, but I can't figure out where.

I ban you for banning the person who complemented me on my avatar!

I ban you because it looks like Kamina holding a drill...

I ban you for mistaking him for Kamina when he's actually Simon. And he's not holding a drill, per se, it's attached to his arm.

I ban you because those are Kamina's pants.

I ban you because no they aren't. Simon is taller than Kamina, therefore would wear different sized pants. Also Kamina only has one belt.

BAM!

I ban you for the info about Kamina's pants you just gave me that will never prove useful to me in later life.

I ban you for assuming that you'll never find yourself in need of his epic pants.

I ban you because Leather pants > Epic Pants.

I ban you because your opinion on pants differs from mine, and I have the word in my name so it should be justified.

I ban you for being a pants man.

I ban you for not realizing that I am not a man, I am a hamster.

I ban you because then you must know Hamtaro.

I ban you because it is kind of racist to assume all hamsters know each other.

I ban you because you are most correct.....


Yeah...

But seriously though I met Hamtaro, he's a jerk in real life.

I ban you because he has to be one of the ham hams if he's an anime hamster.

I ban you for not knowing about the portal between this universe and the anime universe...

I ban you because I know of it too well...

I ban you because that portal got closed in the great explosion of aught five. Where were you guys?

I ban you because that was supposed to be a secret!

I ban you because the world must know the truth!